Papa John's Finally Responds to Neo-Nazis' Love of Their Abysmal Excuse for Pizza

Papa John's, however, has failed to apologize for propagating the theory that what they provide to the public is "pizza."

Papa John's, noted manufacturer of vaguely edible cardboard, has finally responded to neo-Nazis' apparent infatuation with their subpar products. In a statement to the Courier-Journal that, if printed out and eaten would likely taste better than Papa John's pizza, the company's senior director of PR said they "condemn racism" and aren't interested in securing the dollars of the aforementioned neo-Nazis.

"We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it," Peter Collins said Monday. "We do not want these individuals or groups to buy our pizza." Collins, however, did not comment on the piss-poor quality of Papa John's "pizza."

Papa John's stepped in shit shittier than its shit pizza earlier this shitty month when shitty CEO John Schnatter blamed their shitty sales on NFL protests. Schnatter, who has not once apologized for inflicting egregious excuses for pizza on the general public, said the awesome national anthem kneeling "should have been nipped in the bud" months ago, according to Jonathan Maze.

John Schnatter on the NFL:

"This is an example of poor leadership."

Says NFL has hurt PJ's shareholders.$PZZA

— Jonathan Maze (@jonathanmaze) November 1, 2017

Says issue between NFL and players "should have been nipped in the bud" 18 months ago. https://t.co/xM8op4jUmz

— Jonathan Maze (@jonathanmaze) November 1, 2017

Papa John's blames weaker than expected same-store sales on "negative consumer sentiment" with company's association with NFL. $PZZA

— Jonathan Maze (@jonathanmaze) November 1, 2017

Hilariously, Schnatter's dumbass comments had the immediate result of people expressing their wholehearted disapproval of his pizza all across social media.

Enjoy:

Lmao you can have it https://t.co/JcRaDMOFsS

— Jeff (@whispercry) November 4, 2017

🗣 Dear Papa John’s,

Your pizza is GROSS. 💩💩💩 https://t.co/grixOoRcwW

— Kimberley A. Martin (@ByKimberleyA) November 1, 2017

Oh, and I've had Papa John's once and it was the most disgusting cheese I've ever tasted on a pizza. Sales are down because it's gross.

— Andrea Hangst 🖕 (@FBALL_Andrea) November 2, 2017

I mean, the truth is Papa John's pizza is fucking gross and always has been. I think that's the more likely cause of sales decline.

— Suzanne Young (@suzanne_young) November 1, 2017

So I see Papa John's is blaming their declining sales on the NFL protests. Did they ever think it's because their pizza sucks?

— Tim Gross (@the_exTIMinator) November 1, 2017

Yes, Papa John’s is owned by a disgusting piece of dogshit capitalist moron but also their pizza is bad so I mean there’s that.

— jj d☭mon, liberation arc NEW JAWN (@JJDemonic) November 2, 2017

Actually...it’s probably because Papa John’s pizza is effing disgusting 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/rYMsU4fRxP

— Amy (@akfanch) November 1, 2017

To be fair, micropenis-possessing neo-Nazis don't deserve good pizza. Enjoy Papa John's, assholes.

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