Papa John's, noted manufacturer of vaguely edible cardboard, has finally responded to neo-Nazis' apparent infatuation with their subpar products. In a statement to the Courier-Journal that, if printed out and eaten would likely taste better than Papa John's pizza, the company's senior director of PR said they "condemn racism" and aren't interested in securing the dollars of the aforementioned neo-Nazis.

"We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it," Peter Collins said Monday. "We do not want these individuals or groups to buy our pizza." Collins, however, did not comment on the piss-poor quality of Papa John's "pizza."

Papa John's stepped in shit shittier than its shit pizza earlier this shitty month when shitty CEO John Schnatter blamed their shitty sales on NFL protests. Schnatter, who has not once apologized for inflicting egregious excuses for pizza on the general public, said the awesome national anthem kneeling "should have been nipped in the bud" months ago, according to Jonathan Maze.

Hilariously, Schnatter's dumbass comments had the immediate result of people expressing their wholehearted disapproval of his pizza all across social media.

Enjoy:

To be fair, micropenis-possessing neo-Nazis don't deserve good pizza. Enjoy Papa John's, assholes.