The East Coast is about to get hit with its first blizzard this winter, which means some people are frantically searching for a f*ckbuddy—or at the very least, a cuddle buddy.
For real, though, it's just science. The search for companionship gets intense during winter. There are more people on dating apps from December to February, especially on the snowiest days. Hinge saw a 47 percent increase in activity and Match saw a 60 percent increase during last year's storm.
We consulted another popular hookup forum, Craigslist, for a glimpse into people's blizzard activities. It looks like there will be as much movement between the sheets as there is outdoors:
1. In case you were in need of a 'blizzard slave'
But will he shovel the driveway?
2. 'Normal' blizzard buddies only, please
Understandable, given the risks of being snowed in with someone insane.
3. There's no way that dog wrote that
Who doesn't want to spend the day with someone "good at melting snow?"
4. This is all moving so fast...
The best part? He's "more than willing to sponsor you for a Green Card."
5. Must not be robotic
Must be available for "boat drinks."
6. If you're willing to follow some 'blizzard rules'
How could you not get excited by all those exclamation points?
7. Now there's a clever pun
Never heard that one before.
8. If you've got limited availability
He's only free "pretty much any afternoon and most evenings weekday or weekend," so better jump on that while you can.
9. 'Sorry if I sound lame'
This isn't about sex, not that they would "every say no lol."
10. Here's a guy who understands 'ECONOMIC REALITY'
He demonstrates a weaker grasp of racial fetishism, however.
11. If you want to know what 'true body worship' means
This apartment complex has got to stick together.
12. If you just wanna ride this one out
Because "cumming hard" takes practice.
