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The benefits of living with a roommate are plenty: cheaper rent, new friends, or at least new drinking buddies. There's also the possibility that your new roomie could be the type of person who watches you while you sleep, stores his piss in glass bottles, and doesn't pick up after himself.
Living with a stranger is a crapshoot, particularly if you've found that person on Craigslist. Don't believe us? Here's some convincing evidence: The 15 Sketchiest Roommate Ads on Craigslist.
So Much for Subtlety
In case it wasn't clear, there are no limits to what this person will help you with. None at all.
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Must Be Comfortable with Foot Photography
Strangely, this fetish photographer seems to be the most sane of the bunch. You know, aside from the whole needing-to-take-S&M-photos-in-the-living-room thing.
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He's an Accomplished Author
He says PhD, but he meant GED. Acronyms—they're fucking, like, confusing!
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Dude Loves His Cats
What's the term for a male "cat lady"?
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Seems Legit
Must be swamped with applicants.
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"For Reasons"?
The fact that he's posing with a cardboard cutout of Danica Patrick is the least confusing thing happening here.
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My Food Stamps for Your Studio
Is this legal? This can't be legal.
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More Baggage Than American Airlines
Stress-free living is for boring people.
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Hunting What, Exactly?
Read this knowing that this person intends to bring loaded guns into your home. Is your "christmass cash" worth that?
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Must Be Cool with Stalkers
Get a head start on the restraining order.
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Wingman Skills for Rent
Somehow we doubt he's the right man for the job. Unless this is all prostitution.
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Too Fun!
"I do not bring daytime or nighttime guests" is code for "I have no friends because I insist on bringing my own Brita filter to parties."
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Swinging for the Fences
Hit him up, all you lonely princesses. What's the worst that could happen?
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What Good Is America?
We just put up an ad looking for Muslims, Jews, and homosexuals interested in throwing toilet paper at this person's house—you in?
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