The 25 Worst Halloween Candies
By Ross Scarano, Justin Monroe | Oct 25, 2011 | 11:35 am | Permalink
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What's worse than trick-or-treating with no parents in a neighborhood zoned for sex offenders? Getting bunk Halloween candy, of course! Nothing ruins October 31st like a bag full of "treats" that you don't want to eat and can't sell to the fat kid on your block. Listen: if you want to catch bricks through windows, hand any of these out. But probably you don't want that.
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ZekWoo WangTung October 25th, 2011 at 10:54 PM
Wow, OK man now thats what I am talking about. Wow. www.web-privacy.au.tc
J Adams October 25th, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Hey Man, why are you hating on Whoppers, Root Beer Barrels, and Strawberry Hard Candies !! They are far superior to the other 22 lame ducks... Necco wafers are a joke though. How are they still around ?!
Bill Murray October 25th, 2011 at 11:37 PM
What? No Smarties?
Sion81 October 25th, 2011 at 11:40 PM
I like candy corn, I buy bags around Halloween just so I can have them...everything else is bleh!
KoozTop5 October 26th, 2011 at 09:23 AM
I love that Necco Wafers beat out razor blades! But seriously, Whoppers deserve a little more love and shouldn't be on the list...
SomeGuy October 26th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Authors, none of your jokes were funny and your writing was terrible. You really might want to consider another profession.
Harbob October 26th, 2011 at 01:07 PM
pretty much this. Every piece of candy they discussed is better than their lame ass jokes. I hope they didn't get paid.
jondonley October 27th, 2011 at 08:29 PM
Those jokes were filtered through chronic, right? Only way they'd be funny.
Serge October 26th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
My god man WTF - did someone actually APPROVE this article? You are practically comparing Candy with being Molested. Seriously worst article I have ever seen, tone it down.
inkbird October 26th, 2011 at 11:03 PM
ikr? thanks for making a joke about the worst experience of my life. asshole writer is an asshole.
john December 31st, 2011 at 04:02 AM
well you know what they say you can find anything on the internet
Fred October 26th, 2011 at 01:08 PM
In other words, this is a list of stuff the writer doesn't like.
Scott Barker-Dennill October 26th, 2011 at 01:13 PM
This is the single most retarded thing I've read all week. I feel as though I have lost IQ points just reading it. If you come to my door trick or treating and then complain about the candy, I just take the candy back and tell you to fuck right off if you don't like it. Retards with entitlement issues is what this 'article' should be called.
dc October 26th, 2011 at 01:45 PM
There's nothing like complaining about free stuff. Don't like what nice people give away for free? Go home and buy your own.