What's worse than trick-or-treating with no parents in a neighborhood zoned for sex offenders? Getting bunk Halloween candy, of course! Nothing ruins October 31st like a bag full of "treats" that you don't want to eat and can't sell to the fat kid on your block. Listen: if you want to catch bricks through windows, hand any of these out. But probably you don't want that.
Go on, bite into our countdown of the 25 Worst Halloween Candies.