I've been seeing this fucking photo all over my Twitter feed for the last few days and I've just ignored it because whatever, but then my editors, who clearly hate my guts, tracked down an article that breaks down this weird ass thong dudes in England are wearing. I say "dudes in England" because that's a photo of some guy who is on some British show called The Only Way is Essex. Look, I'm always telling dudes to just do them at the end of the day. And, straight up, I stand by that advice, but these cannot be comfortable. BuzzFeed perused the user reviews of this Sussasaurus Rex swimwear and, evidently, there's a wire in there and, according to some, the part that you shove into your butt crack shockingly doesn't always stay put. In fact, some even recommend putting glue in your butt to keep in there. WILD PAUSE. I don't really care what other people put in their butts, but I'm just saying I thought I was suffering for fashion when I wore really heavy-soled leather brogues. But nah, I've never glued half a thong into my ass. Four Pins, leaving no suss stone unturned in the never-ending quest for menswear journalism.