Wow, I've completely desensitized myself from the world of affordable knitwear. I don't think I've written about a sweater that costs under $300 samolians in a month or two. This is what Four Pins turns you into, kids. You begin to look at items under $200 as "cheap" and only those that cost more than rent qualify as "expensive." It really is a sad existence. I've never carried a balance on my credit card, but there are times I've gotten drunk and just thought, "Fuck it. How bad could it be to just build up a huge bill on my credit card and cop a ton of jawnz? Could I challenge the credit card gods?" I bet my mom is reading this right now and simultaneously calling me to say how bad it actually could be. Which is pretty fucking bad if you weren't aware. My credit score could plummet and I might not ever be able to move out of my apartment that's right next to an elevated train that runs every fucking 15 minutes right outside my window and interrupts any show I'm watching on television. Maybe I should start buying things like this Wings + Horns sweater instead. Maybe then I could finally move. Maybe.
