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Raise your hand if you were on Tumblr during what I like to call "Peak Undercover." That was around 2011-12 when all the lamestreamers (like myself) finally discovered Undercover, shit our collective pants and immediately deemed the brand the best in the world. Now, what's happened? It seems Undercover has gone...undercover. You really don't know how much I'm giggling about that shitty joke. It's really an embarrassment.
But seriously, it seems that has Undercover laid low for awhile and are back with some fucking bangers, like these cargo-moto-skinny N-4501-1 pants that I am now obsessed with and will forever wait 'til they go on sale only to have my dreams crushed when they sell out before the price is even reduced. Seeing how some sizes are already gone, it looks to go that way once again. Anyway, these have 600 pockets that I can see and probably another 3-400 I can't. Most importantly, the zipper pockets reach around from front to back, so your wallet and phone can be in one pocket, but nowhere near one another. You could just buy these and get rid of your storage unit. Problem solved.
