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Listen, guys. I know you really don't like turtlenecks. I understand. I get it. They're quite the polarizing clothing item and it seems like they've been out of style for so long that designers decided to bring them back just for the hell of it. Has it been a successful venture thus far? They've stuck around for a minute, so I'd say so. But the streets do not accept the status quo. Y'all don't want turtlenecks to exist in your world just because. So Stone Island pulled the cargo treatment from yesterday and gave the turtleneck a bit of a twist with their Shadow Project Jacquard Knit that's more of a mock neck. Hopefully your panties don't get all in a twist because they're a little bit similar.
It's clear I've matured because I've somehow made it this far and failed to mention this sweater looks like Skinemax on a Saturday night: all static. I'm sorry if your parents didn't dish out the extra cash for the movie channels on cable when you were a young, impressionable child. You missed out. Why didn't you go over to a friend's house? You can probably see boob or two through the distortion on this sweater. That alone is worth the time, money and effort. And who knows, maybe this will help you catch two actual boobs, in your hands, in real life.