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You know how people say certain things are "under the radar"? Well, Stone Island lives that shit because they're constantly ignored. Apparently, it's a favorite brand of independently wealth soccer hooligans throughout Europe, but everything Stone Island makes reminds me more of ultra super military strike force teams—must be the dope arm patches. Instead of all those fights in the pub over the match, put this Stone Island zip knit to work in the bowels of a warzone. Though, I guess an English pub on a weekend afternoon when all the games are on is pretty much a warzone already. Imagine your team gets the go-ahead goal in the final seconds and you're celebrating like a lunatic. There's beer everywhere. Fans are taking off their shirts. It's a mess. But then, oh shit, there's an opposing fan three clicks to the south (oh yeah, that's right, you use military lingo now). Quick, take his ass out with an expert beer bottle drone strike! Everyone sees your sweet arm patch and that accurate bomb you just laid down. They won't fuck with you now. Also, note the double zipper. Once again, for those who have not paid attention, every zipper on every garment ever should be a double zipper. I will harp on this until I see tangible results.