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It does not get more luxurious than this. You know when Kevin McCallister gets in the cab in Home Alone 2 with a pizza? This satin-lined Sacai sweater just usurped that as the height of luxury. Thank you for the material, John Mulaney, I just stole that opener from your stand-up special. But seriously, this sweater is a blend of Hugh Hefner's Playboy robe and Mr. Rogers' cardigan. Except, this isn't a cardigan. Whatever. We can get past these picayune complaints. My analogies cannot always be on point, guys. I use so many of them throughout the workweek that I sometimes run out. But can you imagine slipping this thing on? I bet you can't because you've never actually touched satin. You think you have, but the real stuff is super luxurious. Quick pick: silk or satin? OK, silk is a little better. I underestimated you fabric-loving fuccbois. Still though, satin lining would make every sweater, no matter how comfortable and not itchy, 8,000 times more comfortable. All those in favor of satin lining in all sweaters, say "aye." AYEEEEE.