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"Family, friends, we've gathered here today to honor the life of all other outerwear because Our Legacy just shit on their graves and disrespected their work." That's how the pastor would being the burial ceremony for Outerwear, if such a funeral for an esoteric idea was a possibility in this world. We should consider it though because Our Legacy's Shield Jacket is the next generation in amazing outerwear. I could do a fucking infomercial on this coat. I could straight up be the Ron Pompeil of menswear if given a shot. This would be the first installment where I wax on and on and on about the fact that Our Legacy dropped a pop-out bomber liner in this parka, which subsequently caused me to pop right out of my pants if you catch my drift (I got a boner). The outermost layer is waxed cotton and the liner is polyester, while there are two higher up pockets near the chest 'cause, let's be honest, no one wants to be the weirdo with their hands in their pockets down low. It's just much more comfortable to have them up high, while you look at the ground and avoid conversation with another human. Fam, this is like the Hot Pocket of outerwear. The outside looks chill and edible, but when you bite in, there's a gush of molten hot lava fire to meet you. Only this time, it's a good thing.
