Lame Chubby White Dudes

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Have we beaten you over the head with enough New Balance sneakers yet? Jesus Christ, how many times do you need to hear it before you go out and buy a pair? It's sort of like when everywhere you go you see the same number over and over again for no apparent reason, but it won't stop until you do something about it. Similarly, New Balances will be everywhere you go until you sack up and get a pair. If you're in the market, these New Balance M577s will do quite nicely. We spend a lot of time on the more popular New Balance models—the 996, 997, 998, 1500, 1600 et al—but the 577 flies below the radar like a stealth bomber. The silhouette is unique from the rest of the NB catalog in that feels like it leans forward like a drag racer with super big wheels in the back or some shit—super aggressive and powerful. Very intimidating. Which, ironically enough, is kind of the opposite of the typical New Balance wearer. Hey, Lame Chubby White Dude, try wedging your fat fucking feet into these lmao.

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