If You Want Every Single Air Jordan Ever In Your Size, Just Cop MJ's Crib

Michael Jordan has been trying to get rid of his enormous Chicago mansion for a few years now. It's been on the market since 2012, but the initial asking price of $29 million wasn't met and it's since been chopped down all the way to a cool $14.9 mill. Still, the 56,000-square-foot complex hasn't sold. But maybe this added bonus will help move. Real estate agent Kofi Nartey tells Maxim that the buyer of the house will receive every Air Jordan model in their size with the purchase. It's not an official deal, so if the person who ends up with the house doesn't want the shoes, they don't have to take them. If they want something else, though I cannot even imagine something more enticing, the realtors can make that happen too. But considering this is MJ's house we're talking about, how could you not take the kicks? You could flip those shits for who knows how much more skrilla on top of already owning a sick new gauche estate. Unfortunately, the heyday of MTV Cribs domestic excess seem to be long gone. People want sensible homes now, not enormous, sprawling campuses to die alone in.