Watch As A Panel Of Men On Fox News Decide Whether It's Appropriate For Women To Wear Leggings

A little over a week ago, a woman named Jamie Higdon Randolph dropped a Facebook video that has since garnered over 13 million views addressing the age-old question of whether or not leggings can be worn as pants. Her conclusion was that in order to wear leggings as your sole method of covering your lower body, your shirt has to be long enough that your "tail is covered." Her words not mine. It's getting a bit cold out and the idea of picking out a solid outfit becomes slightly more difficult each and every day. Eventually, we reach winter and just throw on as much bullshit as we can. In college, I cherished this seasonal transition period as girls would wear the de facto leggings plus huge sweatshirt combination. I say "cherished" because I was at my peak horniness.

This morning, inspired by Randolph's video, Fox and Friends just had to go and have an entire fucking discussion about leggings and whether or not they are appropriate to wear in public. They framed this from a father's perspective, so the panel was made up completely of men, including a dude from Duck Dynasty, who actually winds up being the most reasonable and rational of them all, proving just how insane this clusterfuck masquerading as a morning show happens to be. The ensuing back-and-forth discussion was easily the low point of today's news cycle. We can't be letting these jokers, the men of Fox News, make our decisions for us. We also can't have the benchmark of wearing clothing in public be whether or not we "could wear it in church." I mean, have you been to church recently? Shit's swagless.