Ponchos are an item that looks super dope in product shots and hanging on hangers in stores, but, when you finally put one on, you run the risk of looking like a fucking mushroom. And, no, not the good kind. This is a raw denim poncho and, duh, it looks super dope. The hood is hefty and the placket is bigger than most other ponchos I've seen. So, even if you're totally prepared for rain and check the forecast right before you walk out the door and see it's a 100% chance of rain and then it doesn't fucking end up raining, you can just undo all the snaps and still look pretty cool and relatively normal. I just really hate when the forecast calls for "buckets of rain, like, seriously, a ton, fam" and then it's almost completely clear skies all day and you're walking around with an umbrella in your hand like a fucking moron. We've all learned over the years to never trust meteorologists and, yet, we still do. Anyway, there's even a ginormous pocket on the back of this thing that looks like it would be really hard to reach, so you'd probably never end up using it. But it looks sick.
