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Have you ever needed to cover for someone else's sexuality? Ladies (if you're reading this), is your best guy friend still in the closet, but needs to play it straight around the family? Or, guys, maybe one of your close girlfriends is conflicted about how she feels about one of her oldest friends? Guess what, they called on you to tag on in and help out. And you'll do it goddammit because they bailed you out of jail after you got into a fight over who should be the Mets starting shortstop and there was also that time they loaned you money to pay your rent and that other time you needed a last minute ride to the airport. OK, they've done a lot for you. YOU OWE THEM. This wool EG CPO shirt is perfect for guys (and gals, that's right, give it a shot) to man up and beard out as a beard or with a beard. With a faux suede hunting patch on the shoulder and pockets on the chest and shoulder to hold an absurd amount of shotgun shells, you'll impress even the manliest of men, like Grizzly Adams whether he has a beard or not.