After we establish that this shirt from CMMN SWDN is essentially a dress with a zipper closure, let's talk about how tight it is. It's a very, very long white dress shirt that has an Aquaseal zip front closure, which based on its name, I can assume keeps out water. Now, of course, I would take the big zipper tab off of it to streamline the whole operation. It looks quite obtrusive, no? But can't you just imagine this flowing in the wind once you unzip the double zipper like halfway up your chest? You would feel like you're in a movie every fucking second you're wearing it outside. You girl could even wear this because it would easily be long enough for her to wear as a standalone dress. You could take an Instagram of her in it featuring the monkey covering his eyes emoji with a quaint little caption about how she's always stealing your shirts even though, in all honesty, you beg her to wear your shit all the time, so you can get off something resembling the previously described imaginary precious 'gram. I don't know how she puts up with all your bullshit. Hang on to her, man.
