Perhaps you are in college, have been to college or have seen movies set in college. Sometimes, when confined to areas where many 20-somethings congregated, such as dorms or apartment buildings, they do some pretty stupid shit. Sometimes, a couple of girls will steal a guy's shoes that he left in the hall because they're drunk and thought it would be funny. This is exactly what happened at Penn State a few days ago, and, well, probably every other college campus around the country while we're at it.
Typically, if you were the victim of such a heinous crime, you'd just chalk it up to jokes. You might even classify this as a "prank." But no. Apparently, these girls went too damn far and jacked this guy's suede Lacoste shoes. (No official photos of the actual shoes in question are available, but assume they're similar to the swagless ones above). And this guy is fucking pissed, so pissed, in fact, that he filed a police report.
Oh man, he must be fuming. I bet dude's dad is a lawyer. Or maybe his grandpa is a judge. Also, let's be real, the shoes were most likely ass anyway. Anyhow, authorities are looking for information, but if you have any, don't snitch. You should probably keep it to yourself and just let this shit ride. Nobody should be wearing Lacoste footwear to begin with.
Do you recognize either of the females in this picture? If so, please contact SCPD. http://t.co/Eh1GcbzJHC pic.twitter.com/yFdlcKuhVx
— State College Police (@StateCollegePD) September 29, 2015
