If you're worried about ebola you need to chill the fuck out, man. But, if you want to take the proper precautions, you should probably invest in an impenetrable layer of outerwear that won't let even the sneakiest of viruses sneak through. I will put my personal guarantee on the line for this Chapter parka providing a first-rate bubble of protection against ebola. It's an enormous and puffy coat that's also coated in a specific oil-based finish to give it that crinkly, somewhat shiny appearance to deflect any and all airborne diseases. Plus, with adjustable collar and cuffs, you could probably sulk into this thing for the entire winter as needed and avoid the seasonal cold as well. See, Chapter could have taken the easy way out and made this into a fishtail parka to cop that immediate Four Pins co-sign, but they stuck to their guns and dropped an underlay on it, which is a Chapter signature. Of course, because Chapter definitely reads the Pins (we see y'all) they added a double zip because if a fishtail won't get the endorsement, double zippers most assuredly will.
