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Dawgies, I don't actually own a pair of New Balance. Yeah, I think they are "aight," but I've yet to see a pair worthy of joining my sneaker squad. These premium gum sole 574s though, in grey and navy, are actually somewhat exquisite and, at just $95, are a pretty good deal. Fuck, I think I may have just #influenced myself. Yep, I've decided to commit to a pair. Actually, both pairs. I MISSED OUT ON THOSE AMAZING FUCKING NIKE ESSENTIALS, OK?
Apparently, if you give End Clothing your Hard Earned Cash™ right now, these things will land on your feet at some point in September. And that's not because they are traveling via carrier pigeon, homie. Nope, they're actually pre-orders. I can confirm that shit is incredibly not fine because I want to wear them right now this immediate second. But it's also a little bit fine because you'll be sitting there in September (all sad and shit because your life is the poster boy for wack lives) when, out of nowhere, these things will drop on your doorstep and maybe even help you forget about her. You're never going to see her boobs again, except for those pictures you have saved in that hidden folder on your secret flash drive. Sucks to be you, I guess.
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