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Yo, you know I wear girl clothes, right? Well, I kinda also wear girl sneakers. These Low Classic basic runners are anything but basic, dawgie. It's like if the boy Ricky O took it upon himself to commission a 25ft statue of his torso and...er...yeah, it's nothing like that. I just really wanted to throw in that photo lmao. What a legend. Or herb? Apparently, that monstrosity is going to be dangled above Selfridges in London this weekend. I'm 100% copping some photos. Gonna forward it to everyone I know with the caption: "Look at my big white Dick." Oh right, the sneakers. They are Korean and only go up to a size 250, which is, like, US 7 in real world sizes. So, if you have strangely small feet and $130 of really—REALLY—expendable income, you might want to consider 'em.
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