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I fucks heavily with Givenchy because I'm a corny, tasteless little bitch and it honestly is nothing to stunt. This Givenchy strapped cotton dress shirt, though, might be too far. Why? Just look at this thing, man, ew. I'm a big fan of clean white shirts and I like it when garms have weird, reblog-worthy features, so this overpriced monstrosity should tickle all my boxes and check all my fancies. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to justify dropping 425 of my "hard-earned" sterling on a shirt with a goddamn restraining device. HOW DO YOU EVEN IRON THIS THING? OR EVEN WASH IT? Not that I do my own ironing or washing lmao. I have a maid for that shit and I live in a castle. This shirt just doesn't look that cool.
BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, I ALSO WANT TO BUY IT. I'm so torn. This is the only con about writing for the Pinz, man: the hundreds of otherwise avoidable, stupid fucking impulse purchases.
Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.
