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Thanks to Global Warming™, we only have two seasons a year now: summer and winter. You know I hate to be the guy to put a dampener on your already severely moist life, but summer is nearly over, fam. Winter is officially en route and you need these $450 Marc Jacobs fingerless gloves because regular gloves are unswaggy, but you also don’t want to have cold claws on those snow days. We're min/maxing that aesthetic functionality up in here.
Wow, I hear you squawking already, "But Moksha, why would I spend $450 on fingerless gloves? Wah-wah-wah." Please just shut the fuck up and trust me, homie. Look at my name. Do you think this kind of name would be given to a baby who looks like he don't know shit? When I was born, the doctors peeped into my big brown eyes and were like, "Mrs. August, this handsome lil guy is gonna change the world tbh. Make sure his name is exceptionally swaggy and not, like, two syllables or whatever."
Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.