Mental Breakdowns Aside

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I don't own any Alexander Wang. Why? I actually have no idea. Maybe I'm a basic bitch and I just don’t know it? This Melange Dobby Bomber Jacket is calling my name and, at barely $900, I could probably afford it if I gave up smoking for a week. THE RATE AT WHICH I SMOKE HAS LITERALLY TRIPLED OVER THE PAST TWO MONTHS. I'm waking up with, like, filters in my throat, fam. But you should shut up because this isn't even half of a desperate plea for help. You don't know me and you should stop trying to know me. Mental breakdowns aside, this bomber is hella tight. It's not often that you catch them in this color and there's a shitload of super rare, super fancy details all over. Peep that arm pocket. IT'S A DIFFERENT SHADE OF GREY THAN THE REST OF THE JACKET. There are also really sick seams down the back and arms. Those seams have technical names, but my brain is refusing to reveal them because I literally spent all day yesterday ingesting pills at V Festival and now my jaw hurts. Can I get a pitcher of ice water and half an orange please?

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.

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