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This is a Polo shirt that you could probably get at your struggle mall. But you should buy it from Oi Polloi because they’ll probably fold it up nicely and wrap it in some nice paper. Plus, everyone in your building’s mailroom will be like, “Damn, he gets international packages.” I like Polo shirts like this one because I knew a girl in college that drove a Porsche in the spring, a Land Rover in fall and wore really destroyed Polo gear like this, all oversized and ripped up and painted and stuff. We had a medicine and culture class together and sometimes she would give me a ride home in her Land Rover and we’d smoke hollowed out Camel cigarettes. One time, she let me borrow her notes on a discussion about colonial hegemony in southern Africa. So yeah, you should aspire to be as cool as the girl in college that drove me around her Land Rover, got me high and took the long way through Washington Park.