Negatively Affecting Illuminati Reputations

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Holy shit, Our Legacy needs to fucking chill with all this heat. I'm gonna cop this jacket and wear it with joggers and then try and talk to Noah Johnson outside the two shows he attends during NYFW. Noah hates joggers, guys, so good luck getting a job at Style DOT Com lmao. Other than working on myself, I really enjoy negatively affecting my fellow Illuminati members' reputations. Just being seen engaging in polite, casual conversation with me can cause serious repercussions for #influencers. L.A.S. would be the EIC of The New York Times had he not been snapped eating Chipotle with ya boy.

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