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Goddammit Our Legacy, why you gotta continually make coats that I will definitely wear despite it being, like, 75 and sunny? You're just making eating out that more difficult for ya boy. Now I gotta deal with my girlfriends' friends (I only have Internet friends and one IRL friend who long ago realized not to discuss how I'm dressed) being like, "Aren't you hot?" FUCK YOU, SOCIAL ACQUAINTANCE. IF I WERE HOT I WOULDN'T BE WEARING THIS AMAZING NAVY PUNCHED SEERSUCKER JACKET, WOULD I? I mean, okay, I might be a little clammy, but that is 100% offset by how amazing I look and my sense of superiority over your horrendous summertime outfit keeps me going through this godawful dinner.