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Don't act surprised when you realize you want almost every piece of nonnative's F/W 14 collection. It's fucking nonnative, you assholes. nonnative is always 100% dank. ARE THOSE LONG QUILTED SHIRTS? BRB starting a store called Coppington Gardens just so I can place a wholesale order for all of this gear. The relaxed outerwear, the muted tones, the footwear, like, fucking everything is v on point. nonnative is a bit of an understated brand and, as such, not a lot of people will notice how dope your new gear is, which can especially suck when we'ree talking nonnative prices. But don't worry, that one bartender you have a giant crush on—you know, the one you always tip 47% because you think it's adorable how she's saving up for a trip to Barcelona—will get it, just like she gets everything. You even question leaving such big tips because it's like, she's not property, you know, you can't just tip your way into her heart. So, you kind of cut back, but you really want her to go to Barcelona so badly, and you feel guilty about always staring at her butt when she turns around to grab shit behind the bar. But then you realize that tipping her more for ogling her amazing ass is just another sign of The Patriarchy™. Anyways, that girl will one day lightly touch your shoulder and then look at you and say, "This is a great jacket." And it'll all be worth it.