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Fatigue shorts like these in cotton ripstop by Engineered Garments are fucking perfect assuming you wear shorts. I realize wearing shorts is a polarizing maneuver amongst the Internet's menswear enthusiasts, but I'm all about being as comfortable as possible. I don't know how you guys wear jeans at the height of the summer. Me? I'm wearing these with really outdated kinda sorta struggle sneakers and probably a bucket because of UV rays. You guys have to be cognizant of UV protection. The more you embrace the old man nature of shorts and UV protection, the happier your summers will be overall, that I promise you. And, like, c'mon, everyone knows old men fucking love summers. They're out in boats and gardening and just walking around. That's why they'll put up with living in such batshit places like Tampa and San Diego.