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Did you guys notice that there is one underlying detail unifying the world's most successful people? It's not a certain mix of creative genius and egomaniacal drive. It's not a preternatural understanding of consumer habits. No, it's black V-neck T-shirts. Or, at least that's what the BlackV Club wants you to believe. Their yet to be finalized app will allow users to only buy a single style of black T-shirt. And somehow they decided on the most dickheadish of all T-shirt styles ever: the V-neck.
Unless you're simply providing a layer between your sweat producing protoplasmic mass and that oxford you got on, there's zero need to ever wear a fucking V-neck. Also, this app already exists. It's called ADDING A FIVE PACK OF V-NECKS TO YOUR AMAZON SHOPPING CART. THAT SHIT COMES TO YOU IN A DRONE AND WITH A COMPLIMENTARY FORFEITURE OF YOUR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. SO YEAH, BLACKV CLUB, Y'ALL ARE A PRETTY POINTLESS ENTITY TO BEGIN WITH.
Congrats to this start up though. Reportedly they have "over 1,500" members already. I wonder if there's someone out there right now about to pay for a BlackV Club membership using their Magnises Card.