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Do you guys remember that Junya fishtail that dropped, like, forever ago? WOOO, THAT SHIT WAS FIRE FLAMEZ. Anyways, back then I was too poor to afford it. And now that CdG and Valstar teamed up to make this fishtail, I’m still too poor. Despite the drawback of costing 2 racks, this fishtail is probably worth it. DID YOU EVEN READ BAUCE'S DISSERTATION ON THE STRENGTH OF A GOOD ALPHET? Seriously, this is a great jacket. I really want to wear this while I check out some botanical gardens. Checking out botanical gardens in really expensive clothing with a girl whose butt makes you feel funny inside is the height of luxury. I bet you thought it was an all-access subscription to Brazzers.