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Carhartt WIP makes this colorblocked sweatshirt. Your friends will say you look like a construction barrel, but your friends also think that avocados and Brussels sprouts are, like, new foods, so fuck those idiots. Seriously, why is every restaurant in the metro Detroit area trying to charge me $12 for some fucking fried Brussels sprouts? Wear this sweatshirt, so the wait staff knows you're gonna be the guy complaining about the perceived ubiquity of a vegetable dish. Personally, this sweatshirt would be great at highlighting my get money gut because instead of Brussels sprouts, I always opt for whatever version of a fried starch is available.