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Washed-Up Dance Instructors

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I'm always really drawn to Acne basics. The only problem is that I'm neither a minimalist nor am I slim and sleek enough to really pull this shit off. All black ensembles always sound way doper than they are if you are kind of chubby like me because then you look like a washed-up dance instructor at the local dance school that wears all black and yells at girls to get in shape and overly critiques really technical dance moves despite being overweight and most likely completely incapable of even doing the Hokey Pokey. That's exactly how I feel inside when I wear murdered out Swedish ensembles. Maybe calling them "ensembles" doesn;t really help my mental state either. Damn, I need to start playing these Lumosity or something to step my vocab game up.

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