The Style Wins and Fails at the 2015 Met Gala

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Just because you're the real-life version of Seinfeld's George Constanza, doesn't mean you can't clean up.

Kris Jenner nails the '70s “Asian-ploitation” villain look.

Wow, who knew Usher could make canes look so lit?

Though this look may not have made the red carpet, Emma Roberts' chopsticks-in-hair look is the exact thing we feared we'd be seeing on celebrities.

The GOAT Grace Coddington actually had a flight to catch post-red carpet, so she took up Anna Wintour's suggestions of wearing PJs to the Met Gala. But man, she did it in an amazing way.

Justin Bieber looks like the big bad from a Rush Hour movie or the final boss in Double Dragon that you and your friends could never fucking beat. Neither is a good thing to look like. Also Sisqo called. He wants to meet Olivier Rousteing. No idea why.

We imagine this sums up their relationship perfectly.

Princess Amidala and the Statue of Liberty walk into a bar…

Leave the Giles statement pieces to Solange.

Well, we thought we could go the night without seeing one dress that took the theme and ran with it way too far. We were wrong.

It's not your traditional tuxes, but we can't say we hate these robed up renditions.

Yes your dress has an “Asian” print. No that does not excuse this silk smorgasbord of a dress.

Common keeps it classic. Now say that five times fast.

Man, D-Wade, you gotta EARN those medals. The Heat didn't even make the playoffs this season.

With a jade green suit, and a pattern that makes you look twice, it's not the loudest thing on the red carpet, but it shouldn't have to be.

Miley, punk was the Met Gala theme two years ago.

Kanye lets Kim shine in her custom Roberto Cavalli dress. You can't be mad at a low-key Haider Ackermann velvet tux like that though.

We think Lewis got lost on the way to his High School's spring formal…

Rihanna shut down the red carpet in this extravagant dress by Chinese designer Guo Pei. It was such a flex that she required a whole #squad to carry the back.

Holy shit Sarah Jessica Parker's wildly problematic headdress takes the appropriation cake. What's with the Dragon Lady-like makeup and super exaggerated accessories?

We have no idea who this guy is, but he's killing it. He was literally the only dude who dressed to the theme and nailed it.

UPDATE: We've identified our guy! Twitter user @TheMassInvasion pointed us to his identity: Chinese designer Laurence Xu.

Better late than never. Queen Bey arrived fashionably late, probably to debut her fire custom Givenchy 'fit on Instagram. Good things are definitely worth waiting for.