This Mom Wants a Male Swim Instructor to Hide His "Flopping" Breasts Around Her Daughter

A Virginia mom says a male swim instructor is showing too much skin around her daughter and is demanding he wear a shirt.

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While people across the country are getting behind the #FreeTheNipple campaign, there’s one Virginia woman who isn’t so down with a bare chest—even when it belongs to a man.

According to Arlington Now, the woman has expressed outrage over a male swim instructor’s “flopping” breasts, and she is now demanding him to wear a shirt when teaching her daughter and other children. We know, it’s kind of insane, but it only gets worse.

The mother, who asked to be referred to as “Lynn,” was so offended by the instructor’s man boobs and chest hair that she wrote a letter to the Arlington County Dept. of Parks and Recreation:

Hello Crystal:

It’d be completely understandable if the department would’ve responded with a series of laughing/crying emojis; however, they kept it professional and pretty polite:

Crystal forwarded your email to me, as she works in the Registration office.

Though the response was fairly reasonable and even sympathetic, “Lynn” wasn’t satisfied. In fact, she seemed to only get angrier. Rather than take her daughter out of the class and get a refund, she decided to go to various media outlets and blast the Parks and Recreation department. Of course, she did it through a letter:

Hello Arlington County Newspapers, Radio and Media Corp:

LMAO. Sources have also told Arlington Now that the instructor in question has a "normal" physique. 

The Arlington County Dept. of Parks and Recreation was not immediately available for comment. 

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