ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.
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Check out this toast pin made out of brass. I used to never fuck with toast as a kid unless it was of the French variety because as a child I had a classy and discerning palate. Then I grew up and learned that people in New York pay, like, several dollars for a slice of toast with avocado spread on it. Then I got old and realized I really like wheat bread toast with some butter and grape jelly. I'm at the point now where I wake up early and walk to this diner near my apartment, drink a cup of coffee and eat some toast. That sounds way sadder and lonelier that it really is. I promise. When you get to my age, you learn to cherish those moments when people will just leave you alone to eat your toast without asking you any more questions than necessary.