So you think you're ready to throw a house party, do ya? Become master of your own domain? King of the castle? Paul the Party Prince? Well there are a few things you need to make sure you've got squared away before you can host like a hero. Fortunately for you, I've got a long and storied past when it comes to crushing HPs. So please, take a minute and soak up each and every piece of advice I'm about to bestow upon you because if I know anything about anything, it's the Things Every Man Needs to Throw a House Party.