I don’t think I write about Sassafras on this website enough. Maybe it’s because their collections aren’t that big. Or maybe it’s because you guys don’t want to look at a different item from the same brand everyday for a week straight while I work out my rationale for purchasing gardening-inspired corduroys with giant, wrap-around pockets. Whatever the reason may be, we’re talking about Sassafras right now. Don’t you guys want to romp around your elaborate garden in some soft corduroy pants, with blunts and Newports nestled in your big-ass pockets while you contemplate where to plant the tulip bulbs for next spring? After you’re done sketching out plans for the tulip and crocus beds, you can check on the giant stand of marijuana you’re unsuccessfully trying to convince your mom is a "raised bed of tomatoes."
