Patrik Ervell is the fucking man and I really like this sweater. I just wish it wasn’t called a police sweater. Seriously though, I’m actually not that anti-cops but I’m not exactly pro-police either. One time, the Michigan State Police pulled over the Megabus I was on and after surveying the entire bus, only took me off and interrogated me. He was like, “Where you headed?” and I was like, “Uh, Chicago. It says right on the front of the bus.” YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL. I wasn’t gonna pop off at the mouth with a state police officer. I was just like, “Uh, Chicago, is there a problem officer?” And he looked at me and was like, “Nah.” Then he left and I was like “SUCK IT OFFICER. I HAD WEED IN MY SHOE. I’M LIKE LEONARDO DICAPRIO IN CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.” BUt I felt uncomfortable for the next 3.5 hours on the bus because I realized the bus driver called the police because I looked suspicious. Anyways, buy this Ervell sweater and do decidedly un-police like things in it.
