I don’t know about you guys, but Omnigod makes a lot of stuff I want to buy for myself. Particularly this denim jacket. It’s just pre-destressed enough to not look too forced and it’s got a blanket lining which means you can wear this on its own when you sneak outside at your grandma’s house to have a cigarette without her knowing. You know it would break your grandma’s heart to see you smoking. But at the same time you and your cool cousin don’t get to hang out a lot. That means putting a little weed in the tip of your cigarette and spening the last half of Thanksgiving a little high and paranoid with your cool cousin is even cooler than this cool-ass denim jacket.
