Smoke A Wizard's Pipe To Get Ready For The Day

It's a contemplative life, the small land-holding farm life

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Oh man oh man. I want this cardigan coat from Needles quite a bit. It’s thigh length, made from a cotton/wool blend and is perfect for standing on my nonexistent back porch early in the morning while I smoke a wizard’s pipe to get ready to start my day on my fiber farm, just surveying the rolling hills and swales where my flock of sheep graze. It’s a contemplative life, the small, land-holding farm life. You need a good cardigan coat to wear while you smoke weed and procrastinate in the mornings because, when it comes down to it, farming is really just managing and moving animal poop around a big-ass field. Anyways, you know what really makes this cardigan coat special? That third pocket with zipper. That makes all the fucking difference. 

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