ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.
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OH MAN. OH MAN. OH MAN. I want this Death to Tennis quilted poncho more than I want fiscal stability in my life. First off, it kind of reminds me of the poncho Leia wore in the speeder chase in Star Wars. Secondly, it’s just fucking dope. It’s got RiRi zippers, two pockets, plus the crucial pass-thru pockets so you can get to the burner phone you keep in a shoulder holster. I’m not sure if your social circle is equipped to deal with you floating into the holiday party no one wants to go to. But the friends throwing it are the neediest members of the crew and no one wants to deal with passive aggressive RSVPs from them for the next six months. The crew doesn’t need the added stress of you wearing a poncho on top of Chris and Denise’s themed holiday party.