You guys fuck with thermal shirts? In college there was this kid on campus that always wore super oversized thermals and, like, Carhartt double-knee pants and everyone thought he was the fucking coolest. Even my girl at the time and her friends would be openly gushing about him like, "Damn, Alex always looks so cool. Like, he looks dirty and scruffy, but not that dirty, you know?" That's when I learned that looking just a little disheveled can go a long way, which is why this SASQUATCHfabrix thermal caught my discerning eye. You gotta take conversations amongst your girlfriend and her friends to heart. That's also how I learned that girls love when dudes wear mesh shorts because they can get a good judge of your bulge.