<i>Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Blanket Coat</i>

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Oniki, Umit Benan's collection made by Tomorrowland hasn't gotten a ton of press from us, but that doesn't mean we aren't very much into it. This particular fishtail in a 100% wool blanket shell is exactly what I would use if I were the costume director for a community theater production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Everyone will be like, "Listen, Jon, it's a great coat. It's even kind of technicolor-ish, but it costs 980 dollars. 980 dollars is, like, four times our set design budget and we still have to build ancient Egypt. Can't we just buy a white lab coat and tie dye it like everyone else?" I will storm out after my creative vision is challenged and, much to my chagrin, no one will ever notice just how shitty the DIY Technicolor Dreamcoat actually is.

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