It seems that just having a beard is no longer good enough. Dudes have to keep trying to make ridiculous facial hair trends a thing, from rainbow dye to Christmas baubles to fresh-cut flowers and now—glitter.

A quick search on Instagram of #glitterbeards brings up a slew of guys with their faces covered in sparkles, which is truly a mistake because those tiny things will stay with you for forever. Regardless, men are dousing their beards in colorful glitter like a kindergartner's arts and crafts project.

Much like the other trends, it is not exactly clear why anyone would actually want to do this. Honestly, how does it not get in your mouth? Pause. 

 

A photo posted by Thetrendeditor (@thetrendeditor) on Nov 18, 2015 at 3:30am PST