Sometimes I just sit around and think about how dope it would be to have the whole squad draped in Stone Island because if all of my friends could afford Stone Island gear, we'd all be fairly wealthy. Like, we'd be buying thirteen hundred dollar coats and walking around in a group and haters would be like, "Why are all those assholes walking around in a group together wearing the same fucking jacket? What are they, like, a boy band, but instead of being adored by adolescent girls, they just waste money on expensive outerwear?" Maybe instead of haters, those people would more accurately be referred to as "astute observers."