A Cardigan For Those Rich In Pretentiousness

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This S.N.S. Herning cardigan is interesting thanks to a textured pattern that's a tangible play on camo. Well, that and gray just being best. Evidently, this specific shade is known as "grey zone," which sounds like a really expensive strain of medical marijuana. I really want to wear this cardigan in a profile that a cool ass lifestyle magazine does on me and my boutique that sells incredibly expensive handmade unisex garments inspired by everything from pre-Columbian Mesoamerican cultures to modern reindeer herders in Norway aka a platform to talk my shit, though I guess that's what Four Pins is for. But back to my imaginary profile that features a photo of me leaning against my desk in my showroom, cupping a steaming mug of coffee with some ridiculous pull quotes surrounding me, like: "I just love having a shop that's not located in NYC. It means that the customers that come all the way out here do so for a love of the product." I will be poor in finances, but rich in pretentiousness.

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