As if I wasn't gonna write about these Reebok x Born x Raised Classic BXRs. You can cop the navy and black joints if you're so inclined, but I'm riding and dying for the white colorway. I'm going to buy these sneakers and wait really impatiently for them to get shipped to my house, only to immediately bust them out for, like, a trip to the fucking orchard. It'll be all good until I go to grab some donuts and apple cider and a shitty ass kid steps on my brand new sneakers and gets 'em all muddy. I'll be telling myself, "It's okay to wear your sneakers. They aren't museum pieces. A little mud makes them look better," but I'll be kicking someone's child reflexively.