Now that Drake already ruined turtleneck sweaters before most of us had completed the "decide which turtleneck sweater to spend a terrifying proportion of our monthly income on" stage, let's all just go back to really expensive sweatshirts. This Raf sweatshirt (available in blue and gray) is a cashmere blend (6%!) so the $668-$726 price tag is super easy to justify. I mean, you throw any amount of cashmere into a blend and I'm way more likely to sell myself on spending money I don't have. Like, if my dealer casually mentioned that he's got some cashmere kush on deck, he could easily could raise the price of a G by 25% and I wouldn't even raise a fucking eyebrow.
