Instead of tipping a goofy ass fedora in the direction of the nearest female and hitting 'em with your best "m'lady," you should wear a goofy ass beanie like this cap from Our Legacy and never talk to anyone ever. It’s made from a shaggy polyester fleece which means it'll keep your head toasty and every human being you come into contact with while wearing it will totally rub it. That's okay because you will stand out from all the other dudes in regular beanies. It's also okay because you will look exactly like Wooly Willy.
